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[theknightshift]

What's wrong? Scared you'll have to keep looking over your shoulder for me?

aaah, that overflow image is cuter than it has any right to be

[hobblepot]

Please.

You know I can smell you coming from a mile away, right?

[His sense of smell has sharpened over time - but it's an imperfect tool.]

@reneger

[theknightshift]

You're either being dramatic for effect or you want me to react. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Re: @reneger

[reneger]

porque no los dos?

@flybackhome

[theknightshift]

Then I'm sure someone will pay good money for it.

Now have you decided what you're selling or do you want me to decide?

[flybackhome]

I mean, you did. You paid way too much money for it.

You know that you own way more stuff than I do, right?

@prettyredbird

[theknightshift]

You've been sloppy. When was the last time you slept?

thanks!

[prettyredbird]

What do you mean sloppy? And I don't have to answer that.

@restingstitchface

[theknightshift]

You don't have anything I want.

hello boo

[restingstitchface]

Try again, Batman. There is always something we want from others. That's the nature of being human.

@iocus

[theknightshift]

[ assuming the worst? assuming the worst. ]

Jason, we're going to have a very serious problem.

[iocus]

assume i'm dying from the tear in my radial artery and not the fire

@farcry

[theknightshift]

[ from here ]

There's work to do.

[farcry]

I've got it covered. I'm in town for two nights, Bruce. Let me do it.

@iocus

[theknightshift]

[ from here ]

Why do you do things like this?

sorry dw dropped this notif

[iocus]

Shouldn't you be happy I'm saving lives?

@oversight

[theknightshift]

[ continued ]

Are you asking me to bid on you?

Thanks for moving!

[oversight]

I'd prefer that to some stranger. If it gets money in the door and gets me out of an awkward sit down with a stiff socialite, it's a win-win, right?

@superiorloki

[theknightshift]

[ continued ]

Why are you so interested?

@farcry

[theknightshift]

[ continued ]

I'm in a board meeting.

So yes.

[farcry]

Makes sense why you’re getting me to think about you in the shower now.

Should I feel bad for distracting you, though?

@hosannas_of_anguish

[theknightshift]

I don't want to ask a favor if you're sick.

I can get Alfred to make chicken soup for you, if you'd like.

[ He's definitely going to ask that favor. ]

[hosannas_of_anguish]

You have no idea how often I work ill, do you, Mr. Wayne? I have hired help, I can make take care of anything you need should I be unable.

No need to do that, I am unsure if I am contagious yet and would not care to risk someone as important as Mr. Pennyworth.

[ Which is why Jon shouldn't be sitting up smoking, but the man was terrible at keeping himself alive. ]

@turdusmigratoriusmortuus

[theknightshift]

[ continued ]

You're smart enough to know I keep back ups of everything.

[ His back ups have back ups. And also yes there is a camera on Jason's suit. Somewhere. Probably with the tracker he put on it. ]

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

might be a challenge

got new armor

@restingstitchface

[theknightshift]

[ continued ]

You think very highly of yourself.

[restingstitchface]

Perhaps I do. But I made the effort to climb to that level. Some of us do start having to crawl upwards to improve ourselves, you realise.

@zesti

[theknightshift]

[ continued ]

How was the party?

Thank you!

[zesti]

[Is that a record of some kind? It feels like it.]

Too loud, poor company, bad drinks.