inbox + overflow

[theknightshift]

Text

audio

video

Comments

[theknightshift]

We'll save the martinis for the second date then.

[oversight]

That's perfect because I think your tabloid friends will catch on by then. A double-whammy of drunk and public sounds like an elegant recipe for disaster.

[theknightshift]

[ Bruce being a disaster for the tabloids is like his job these days. ]

It won't be a true disaster unless they catch me streaking again.

Allegedly.

[oversight]

Sorry, about when did this happen? If you could give me a month and a year, that would be great. Not for any reason, certainly not for the purposes of locating back issues.

[theknightshift]

They can't prove that's my ass in those shots. Just so you're not disappointed.

[oversight]

Sorry, disappointed about which part? The journalistic integrity? The provenance of the ass? The realization after the fact that the asses don't match? These signals are so mixed, they might start naming a drink after you.

[theknightshift]

That it's not my ass. Since you seemed so interested in seeing it.

[oversight]

Eventually, we all show our asses. One way or another.

[theknightshift]

Very true.

Would you prefer to go out or have dinner at the manor? Asking so I'll know how much extra I'll have to pay Alfred for this.

[oversight]

How about dinner at my place? I feel like that would be the cheapest option that people would expect the least. And no butlers needed.

[theknightshift]

That works. Assuming I win the auction, of course.

[oversight]

I swear, if you don't win and I end up arm candy to some crone, I am cancelling our friendship.

[theknightshift]

I'm tempted to lose on purpose now.

[oversight]

Oh, haha. Honestly, that would be cheaper for you. But not nearly as fun.

[theknightshift]

You're right. I'm actually looking forward to dinner.

[oversight]

Does that mean I should be on my best behavior or my worst?

[theknightshift]

Depends on how you want the night to end.

[oversight]

It's your money. How do you want the night to end?

[theknightshift]

With a bang.

[oversight]

Oh? That had better mean sex and not a bomb threat or a gunshot wound.

[theknightshift]

You can never tell with me.

[oversight]

In that case, you'd better bring the appropriate protection.

[theknightshift]

A helmet or condoms?

I'll just bring both.

[oversight]

If you're planning on taking me home on a motorcycle, I cannot be blamed for my actions. We would definitely need those condoms.

[theknightshift]

So you like motorcycles I take it.

[ He has a few of them. Some of them bat-themed. ]