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[theknightshift]

That works. Assuming I win the auction, of course.

[oversight]

I swear, if you don't win and I end up arm candy to some crone, I am cancelling our friendship.

[theknightshift]

I'm tempted to lose on purpose now.

[oversight]

Oh, haha. Honestly, that would be cheaper for you. But not nearly as fun.

[theknightshift]

You're right. I'm actually looking forward to dinner.

[oversight]

Does that mean I should be on my best behavior or my worst?

[theknightshift]

Depends on how you want the night to end.

[oversight]

It's your money. How do you want the night to end?

[theknightshift]

With a bang.

[oversight]

Oh? That had better mean sex and not a bomb threat or a gunshot wound.

[theknightshift]

You can never tell with me.

[oversight]

In that case, you'd better bring the appropriate protection.

[theknightshift]

A helmet or condoms?

I'll just bring both.

[oversight]

If you're planning on taking me home on a motorcycle, I cannot be blamed for my actions. We would definitely need those condoms.

[theknightshift]

So you like motorcycles I take it.

[ He has a few of them. Some of them bat-themed. ]

[oversight]

I do, yeah. I've been saving up to get something but I'm too cheap to rent the parking. I'll save the story of the Frankenbike for dinner. If you win. ;)

[theknightshift]

I suppose I have another incentive to win then.

[oversight]

Don't make me regret asking you. I refuse to be charmed.

[theknightshift]

Let's see how long you can resist. I'm told I am quite the charmer.

[oversight]

Oh, yeah? I'll be the judge of that. I'm amazing at bringing playboys down a peg.

[theknightshift]

Sounds like it's going to be a challenge for both of us then.

[oversight]

At least one of us.

[theknightshift]

Don't sell yourself too short, John.

[oversight]

Oh, I wasn't.

[theknightshift]

Touche. I'm looking forward to dinner.