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[theknightshift]

They can't prove that's my ass in those shots. Just so you're not disappointed.

[oversight]

Sorry, disappointed about which part? The journalistic integrity? The provenance of the ass? The realization after the fact that the asses don't match? These signals are so mixed, they might start naming a drink after you.

[theknightshift]

That it's not my ass. Since you seemed so interested in seeing it.

[oversight]

Eventually, we all show our asses. One way or another.

[theknightshift]

Very true.

Would you prefer to go out or have dinner at the manor? Asking so I'll know how much extra I'll have to pay Alfred for this.

[oversight]

How about dinner at my place? I feel like that would be the cheapest option that people would expect the least. And no butlers needed.

[theknightshift]

That works. Assuming I win the auction, of course.

[oversight]

I swear, if you don't win and I end up arm candy to some crone, I am cancelling our friendship.

[theknightshift]

I'm tempted to lose on purpose now.

[oversight]

Oh, haha. Honestly, that would be cheaper for you. But not nearly as fun.

[theknightshift]

You're right. I'm actually looking forward to dinner.

[oversight]

Does that mean I should be on my best behavior or my worst?

[theknightshift]

Depends on how you want the night to end.

[oversight]

It's your money. How do you want the night to end?

[theknightshift]

With a bang.

[oversight]

Oh? That had better mean sex and not a bomb threat or a gunshot wound.

[theknightshift]

You can never tell with me.

[oversight]

In that case, you'd better bring the appropriate protection.

[theknightshift]

A helmet or condoms?

I'll just bring both.

[oversight]

If you're planning on taking me home on a motorcycle, I cannot be blamed for my actions. We would definitely need those condoms.

[theknightshift]

So you like motorcycles I take it.

[ He has a few of them. Some of them bat-themed. ]

[oversight]

I do, yeah. I've been saving up to get something but I'm too cheap to rent the parking. I'll save the story of the Frankenbike for dinner. If you win. ;)

[theknightshift]

I suppose I have another incentive to win then.

[oversight]

Don't make me regret asking you. I refuse to be charmed.

[theknightshift]

Let's see how long you can resist. I'm told I am quite the charmer.