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𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 | 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 ([personal profile] theknightshift) wrote2024-11-12 08:56 pm

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CODE BY TESSISAMESS
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Jay - so I wear a lot of red)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-23 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think I also invited him for tea?

[He reaches into a pocket and holds up a business card, and keeps it between his fingers.]

What do I get for being a good boy and not doing this on my own?
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Jay - are you gonna eat that)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not much in the way of incentive.

[He says it as he fiddles with the card, and keeping a careful eye on Bruce's movements.]

Sounds like the opposite of incentive, actually.
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Jay - does your hair ever hurt you)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-23 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I came all this way to make you look like an idiot in front of Gotham's elite.

[So, you know. Yeah.]

This is just an added perk.

Come on. I know you want this case, I cracked it, but I'm classy. You have to stop expecting I'll just hand over my hard work.
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Jay - i will cut off my own leg)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-23 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He spins the card and puts it back into his pocket. Because he's a bitch.]

Guess it's my case.
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Hood - I am late for my skincare spa)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-24 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is that what he's going to do?

It's absolutely not what he's going to do.]


Don't worry, B. I've got this.

[Noooooot in a way you want.]
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Jay - does your hair ever hurt you)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh calm down. What kind of spectacle do you think I would cause?

[Does he want a numbered list? Or maybe Jason is just trolling for ideas.]
turdusmigratoriusmortuus: (Default)

[personal profile] turdusmigratoriusmortuus 2025-01-30 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[That was strategic!]

I'm not going to shoot him in the head or string him up the neck.

[He hums a bit.]

Just rough him up a little before I send the information Gordon's way.