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[theknightshift]

UN: Bruce T. Wayne ceo | UN: Batman
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un: 1234567 > un: batman

[taxevasion]

Hey, is this Batman? Like real Batman?

[theknightshift]

What do you need?

[taxevasion]

Wow! I can't believe this worked. Anyway, hi! Is Robin allowed to kill people?

[theknightshift]

[ jfc Damian. ]

If you are antagonizing him, stop.

[taxevasion]

He takes everything so seriously. Isn't Robin supposed to be a more... "holy baloney" sort of kid? Did you tell him Santa wasn't real or something?

[theknightshift]

Robin is a well trained soldier. If you are antagonizing him, stop. Now.

[taxevasion]

I'm not trying to, he's just to easy to tick off!

Also, little weird to call him a soldier, he's ten. No one's a soldier at ten. Implies a weird sort of conscription thing you have going on with your actual real son.

Also also, not hearing a yes. Also also also, not hearing a no. So is this one of those, "he shouldn't, and I don't approve, but I also don't stop him," situations? Are you a violence-equivalent to an iPad parent??

[theknightshift]

He isn't going to kill you.

[taxevasion]

That's a relief, I guess. If Batman says it won't happen, then it doesn't happen. Like Tony Soprano.

Thanks!