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UN: Bruce T. Wayne ceo | UN: Batman
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[personal profile] taxevasion 2025-12-09 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, is this Batman? Like real Batman?
Edited 2025-12-09 16:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] taxevasion 2025-12-10 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! I can't believe this worked. Anyway, hi! Is Robin allowed to kill people?
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[personal profile] taxevasion 2025-12-16 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He takes everything so seriously. Isn't Robin supposed to be a more... "holy baloney" sort of kid? Did you tell him Santa wasn't real or something?
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[personal profile] taxevasion 2025-12-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not trying to, he's just to easy to tick off!

Also, little weird to call him a soldier, he's ten. No one's a soldier at ten. Implies a weird sort of conscription thing you have going on with your actual real son.

Also also, not hearing a yes. Also also also, not hearing a no. So is this one of those, "he shouldn't, and I don't approve, but I also don't stop him," situations? Are you a violence-equivalent to an iPad parent??
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[personal profile] taxevasion 2026-01-01 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a relief, I guess. If Batman says it won't happen, then it doesn't happen. Like Tony Soprano.

Thanks!