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[oversight]

In that case, you'd better bring the appropriate protection.

[theknightshift]

A helmet or condoms?

I'll just bring both.

[oversight]

If you're planning on taking me home on a motorcycle, I cannot be blamed for my actions. We would definitely need those condoms.

[theknightshift]

So you like motorcycles I take it.

[ He has a few of them. Some of them bat-themed. ]

[oversight]

I do, yeah. I've been saving up to get something but I'm too cheap to rent the parking. I'll save the story of the Frankenbike for dinner. If you win. ;)

[theknightshift]

I suppose I have another incentive to win then.

[oversight]

Don't make me regret asking you. I refuse to be charmed.

[theknightshift]

Let's see how long you can resist. I'm told I am quite the charmer.

[oversight]

Oh, yeah? I'll be the judge of that. I'm amazing at bringing playboys down a peg.

[theknightshift]

Sounds like it's going to be a challenge for both of us then.

[oversight]

At least one of us.

[theknightshift]

Don't sell yourself too short, John.

[oversight]

Oh, I wasn't.

[theknightshift]

Touche. I'm looking forward to dinner.

[oversight]

I can tell. You've mentioned it twice. You know you didn't need me to come to you with an excuse to get me at the dinner table, right?

[ Yes, you do. He will never take a direct invitation. Why are you trying to get me at your table? Like a shifty-eyed old dog. ]

[theknightshift]

I didn't think you'd want to.

[oversight]

Once I'm in it, I do okay, but the lead up makes me feel like I'm heading to the gallows. I'm not used to it. I don't have a lot of good experiences from around the dinner table, you know? But it's unfair for to put that on you.

[theknightshift]

We don't have to have dinner. I also enjoy long walks on the beach.

[oversight]

If you bring pina coladas into this, I'm going to insist we pack bags and find a place where coconuts grow.

[theknightshift]

I know several places.

[oversight]

Of course you do. I've never left town, so I can only imagine based on Beach Boy songs I once heard. Is Kokomo a real place?

[theknightshift]

It is, but I don't think you want to go to Indiana.

[oversight]

I'm sure you could make it worth the trip, but I don't see what Indiana has that we couldn't find right here.

[theknightshift]

Looks like we're staying put then.