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I feel like I'm a strange choice to attend a tech expo, but I'm willing.

Don't worry, I'll do most of the talking. I just want to have someone around I don't mind spending time with.

I could end up on the front page of a newspaper with you and I wouldn't be worried about it.

Neither would I.

Is that a plan, or acceptance of potential?

Both. It's time in good company and another layer to cover for the real reason I am going to Germany.

Fine, but you're going to need to settle for blonde, vapid, and with a great ass for a cover. I don't remember how to act drunk.

So my typical date.

I don't exactly stalk gossip columns or society pages, but not that I've noticed.

Sometimes they're brunette.

You're impossible. I still want my nightclub, and I'm not promising I can live up to the standard of dumb set by your usual type.

And a dance. I promise.

I'll be ready. And looking forward to it.