Fine, but you're going to need to settle for blonde, vapid, and with a great ass for a cover. I don't remember how to act drunk.
I don't exactly stalk gossip columns or society pages, but not that I've noticed.
You're impossible.
I still want my nightclub, and I'm not promising I can live up to the standard of dumb set by your usual type.
I still want my nightclub, and I'm not promising I can live up to the standard of dumb set by your usual type.
I'll be ready. And looking forward to it.
Steve's a pretty... steady guy. He has a temper, but he's got a pretty long fuse and he's in no way short. It takes a lot for him to take most things personally, and interestingly enough it would take a lot more from Bruce.
He listens to the exchange with Tim, head tilted slightly at both the tone of voices and the decision itself. Does not comment at all, just waits it out just like the chime.
This is a very sit back, watch the dynamics, learn from them and also stay out of direct interference in them scenario. He does at least and go sit in a chair. "All right. I'll be here when you get in." With Alfred, apparently. "Try to come back in one piece."
He listens to the exchange with Tim, head tilted slightly at both the tone of voices and the decision itself. Does not comment at all, just waits it out just like the chime.
This is a very sit back, watch the dynamics, learn from them and also stay out of direct interference in them scenario. He does at least and go sit in a chair. "All right. I'll be here when you get in." With Alfred, apparently. "Try to come back in one piece."
Fortunately, though which of them it's fortunate for isn't clear, Steve can go without sleep for a really extended period of time if he has to. Also fortunately he is fully capable of taking his sleep when and where he can get it, regardless of environment, time zone or much else.
The later's directly due to the military and only fair - they gave him nightmares and trauma that makes him wake quickly, the least they could (and did) do was make sure he was able to effectively force himself to sleep when needed.
Meaning Bruce stayed up, Steve stayed up but he kept himself busy with a book and his sketchpad, dim light and pretended not to notice that Bruce was exhausted but not sleeping. When Bruce slept, he slept. When Bruce wakes up and that noise filters in, he gives it a little time and then goes and takes a shower, pulls on some clothes and brushes his teeth.
Then goes out to find Bruce reading the paper. "Have you ordered food yet?" And without pause: "Everything at home all right?" Of course he's still keeping an eye on things. That's just a given: it's Bruce.
The later's directly due to the military and only fair - they gave him nightmares and trauma that makes him wake quickly, the least they could (and did) do was make sure he was able to effectively force himself to sleep when needed.
Meaning Bruce stayed up, Steve stayed up but he kept himself busy with a book and his sketchpad, dim light and pretended not to notice that Bruce was exhausted but not sleeping. When Bruce slept, he slept. When Bruce wakes up and that noise filters in, he gives it a little time and then goes and takes a shower, pulls on some clothes and brushes his teeth.
Then goes out to find Bruce reading the paper. "Have you ordered food yet?" And without pause: "Everything at home all right?" Of course he's still keeping an eye on things. That's just a given: it's Bruce.
"I didn't figure you'd left Gotham without somebody paying attention and keeping you in the loop." Things being fine is good enough for him, but meanwhile he's just going to keep an eye on Bruce keeping an eye on Tim keeping an eye on Gotham.
Or something similar.
He grabs the menu and settles down in a chair reasonably close to Bruce to look over it, and doesn't look up to ad. "I'm gonna be a real pain in your ass if you try to completely skip out on eating while we're here. Make things a little easier on me and humor me, would you?" Spare him the effort of turning into a full fledged nag about it, anyway.
Quarters this close it'd be hard to ignore or pretend food is happening somewhere else or some other time.
Or something similar.
He grabs the menu and settles down in a chair reasonably close to Bruce to look over it, and doesn't look up to ad. "I'm gonna be a real pain in your ass if you try to completely skip out on eating while we're here. Make things a little easier on me and humor me, would you?" Spare him the effort of turning into a full fledged nag about it, anyway.
Quarters this close it'd be hard to ignore or pretend food is happening somewhere else or some other time.
The mental math Steve is doing is deciding whether he wants to bother with eating enough food to actually meet caloric requirements, or just enough to stop being hungry - those are not the same thing. He is briefly absorbed in the menu, and making decisions there.
While also remembering to order it twice, so Bruce eats something.
He is wholly distracted by mention of the dress code, though. His expression when he looks up is just a little 'deer in the headlights. "I don't even know what smart casual means."
While also remembering to order it twice, so Bruce eats something.
He is wholly distracted by mention of the dress code, though. His expression when he looks up is just a little 'deer in the headlights. "I don't even know what smart casual means."
Steve is pretty laid back with Bruce nearly all of the time - Bruce isn't someone Steve has to take responsibility for, he likes and cares about Bruce, and he's just often over his head in Bruce's 'world' - for good or ill.
"I'm not worried." He's not, Bruce can dress him. "I'm willing to get started, whatever that means here. I'm not skipping food until lunch. I will get cranky and make it everyone's problem." Well, probably not but grumpy is likely. "I will grab a protein bar, but just hold up at least long enough for me to grab it and put on shoes."
"I'm not worried." He's not, Bruce can dress him. "I'm willing to get started, whatever that means here. I'm not skipping food until lunch. I will get cranky and make it everyone's problem." Well, probably not but grumpy is likely. "I will grab a protein bar, but just hold up at least long enough for me to grab it and put on shoes."
Steve finds it pretty easy to just exist around Bruce, too. It's nice. Maybe that has something to do with the laid back. Or maybe that's just awareness that Bruce is under pressure, all the time, from everyone around him in a wide variety of different and compounding ways.
There isn't any unwillingness to draw and hold some lines though. They're just (so far) minor ones like being fucking determined that he's consuming food first. He gets back out of the chair he just sat in, and disappears back into the room he'd come out of, leaving Bruce to his designs, and comes back carrying his shoes and a couple of protein bars.
One of which he slides across the table like he's playing air hockey and the goal is Bruce's lap. "Eat. That." He's pretty firm on that point, too. Man does not have to content with Steve's metabolism, but he has a lot of muscle and activity to fuel. He can't not consume calories the entire time they're here.
Then he sits back down, opens his own, and holds it between his teeth while he puts his shoes on.
There isn't any unwillingness to draw and hold some lines though. They're just (so far) minor ones like being fucking determined that he's consuming food first. He gets back out of the chair he just sat in, and disappears back into the room he'd come out of, leaving Bruce to his designs, and comes back carrying his shoes and a couple of protein bars.
One of which he slides across the table like he's playing air hockey and the goal is Bruce's lap. "Eat. That." He's pretty firm on that point, too. Man does not have to content with Steve's metabolism, but he has a lot of muscle and activity to fuel. He can't not consume calories the entire time they're here.
Then he sits back down, opens his own, and holds it between his teeth while he puts his shoes on.
Steve very sincerely cares. He also tries really hard to pick his battles and to avoid making things a battle with Bruce at all - because he's pretty sure that man is at least as stubborn as he is.
So far, so good, if Bruce eating the protein bar compromise is anything to go by.
Once his shoes are on and he's thrown out the trash and is ready, he gets out the door then slows up so Bruce can take them wherever they're going. "There's something appealing about you calling me Captain that I don't get at all, but am not about to start complaining about."
So far, so good, if Bruce eating the protein bar compromise is anything to go by.
Once his shoes are on and he's thrown out the trash and is ready, he gets out the door then slows up so Bruce can take them wherever they're going. "There's something appealing about you calling me Captain that I don't get at all, but am not about to start complaining about."
"I don't mind wearing whatever you want to dress me in, as long as it's even vaguely within the realm of fitting social norms and won't leave me freezing to death. Blazer's fine."
Steve leans back in the seat, but is angled slightly toward Bruce as he does. "Is this a situation where I'm supposed to act like your date, or is there some kind of other role I'm supposed to be filling?" Supposed to be, or supposedly.
They can argue about money later. Maybe. In truth, Steve can't afford Bruce's lifestyle. But he is going to feel bad about it.
Steve leans back in the seat, but is angled slightly toward Bruce as he does. "Is this a situation where I'm supposed to act like your date, or is there some kind of other role I'm supposed to be filling?" Supposed to be, or supposedly.
They can argue about money later. Maybe. In truth, Steve can't afford Bruce's lifestyle. But he is going to feel bad about it.
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